Spring is the best and the worst
Everything comes alive
That includes my allergies, runny nose and itchy eyes
Every morning I’ll wake myself up by sneezing fifteen times
I’d finish a whole box of tissues in two days
My dad used to be so annoyed at the noises I made that he said
“The next time you blow your nose like that, you won’t have a nose anymore!”
Like I cared, I’m much like a cocaine addict, addicted to blowing my nose as hard as I can until I feel relieved.
And if having a nose means all this trouble, I’d rather not have a nose at all. I’ll breath through my mouth for fuck’s sake.
My eyes are itchy again, quick, bring on the chemicals in the form of a little blue pill, with a pretty little name like “allertin”.
If the reality was half as pretty as this little blue pill.
Everything is shit, I hate my nose, I hate my eyes, I hate the hair that won’t stop falling in front of my forehead.
I’ll tie all my hair up in a bun, that way it will finally behave. I’ll strip naked and jump into an icy cold bath till I lose all senses.
Fuck allergies, seriously.
What are you thoughts on gay marriage ?
I think everyone has the right to get married with whoever they want, I respect the diversity of sexual orientations.
That moment when you see pictures of boys who went to your high school with beards and big muscles on Facebook and finally realize that you are no longer 16 year old. They used to squeak like little girls and throw paper planes at each other for all I remember!
Anonymous asked: what are your thoughts for dating in law school?
I did hear people complain about not having enough time for such commitment, but I think it’s do-able. Sometimes one might even need dating as an entertainment/distraction to compensate for the heaviness that comes with studying in law.
“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”
what i never
from my mother
just because someone desires you
not mean they value you.
desire is the kind of thing that
leaves you starving.
Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living. — Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via belle-de-nuit)
(Source: blua, via belle-de-nuit)
The person closest to your heart.. how do you know them?
As in the person I confide myself in the most ? It’s a big person who has a great love for kittens and who lives an ocean and a rock away.
Pépito (nom fictif): Hey, comment ça va?
Moi: Bien, bien, et toi ?
Pépito: Super, qu’est-ce que tu fais de bon?
Fais-tu quelque chose d’aussi hot que moi en ce moment?
Moi: Ah, pas grand chose, la vie est relax. Et toi?
Qu’est-ce que tu as à me vanter cette fois-ci?